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Oh, you look pretty sharp tonight, Earl.
厄尔  今晚打扮得很犀利嘛
You going somewhere special?
有什么特别的活动吗
Max, I am free black and 75.
麦克斯  我是位七十五岁的"黑"钻王老五
Who knows what the night will bring?
我的夜晚有无限的"可能"
Well, here's a twenty.
给你张二十
Can you break this the way you just broke my heart?
如你弄碎我的心般  把这钱弄成碎银子给我吧
心理健康活动
Pop-pop.
一半  两半
Look at all this.
瞧瞧这堆钱
People really tipped us well tonight.
今晚大家小费给得真多呀
Yeah, well, don't get used to it.
是啊  不过年是不会天天过的
Thanksgiving is almost here, and as soon as people realize
等人们意识到感恩节的来临
how much money they have to spend on holiday gifts,
自己得在礼物上花多少钱贝爷的美食食谱大全视频播放
带来1800万美元进账的婚礼指责是借婚礼捞钱
他们的钱包就会像金·卡戴珊的两腿一样 {\an8}名媛金·卡戴珊与NBA球星克里斯·亨弗里斯结婚72日便
离婚
their wallets snap tighter than Kim Kardashian's legs
after the wedding check cleared.
一领完婚礼捞来的钱  就"夹得紧紧的"
I've always loved this time of year--
观课报告
我喜欢每年的这个时期
spiced pumpkin lattes, bringing my winter furs out,
香料南瓜拿铁  拿出我的冬日皮草
then bringing my winter furs to the dry cleaner's
然后拿着我的冬日皮草去干洗店
to get the red peta paint out.
把人道对待动物协会泼的红漆弄掉
For me, it was jumping into a pile of leaves
节日之于我  就是跳进一堆叶子
and finding a used condom.
像寻宝一样一个用过的套子
怎么了无锡鼻炎  玉米田的小孩  {\an8}《玉米田的小孩》  美国惊悚片
What's up, children of the corn?ed
I will stay tonight and decorate diner
今晚我会留下熬夜装饰餐厅
for American holiday of Thanksgiving.
为美国节日感恩节做好准备
I'm surprised you got the right holiday decorations.
{\an8}在美国的第一个冬天  新移民已死伤过半 我很意外你居然能拿对装饰物
隔年夏天盼望的丰收最终实现  因此有了感恩节谢神
犹太人在圣殿举行献祭仪式用的是羊
上个月赎罪日  你居然把复活节的兔子给摆出来 {\an8}赎罪日是犹太人最神圣的节日
Last month, you put out Easter bunnies for Yom Kippur.
So many Jewish holidays, I cannot Wikipedia them all.
犹太节日太多  我没空在上逐个搜
What, like I don't got a life?
笑屁啊  我的生活又不是只有这餐馆
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